TVXQ's First Kiss

TVXQ's members, Yoochun, Junsu, and Changmin announced, they've already had a first kiss after debut!

Shim Changmin said, he had a first kiss with his girlfriend after his debut. He went out with friends on that day. While his girlfriend was washing dishes, he was paring the fruits. And after she finished doing dished, they kissed.

Kim Junsu also said, he had his first kiss when he was 20. Because of his fame, he could meet his girlfriend just 3 days from 100 days. She came to his house with a cake. Then, they went out together, and kissed at the parking lot stairs. He cried after that because he couldn't do anything for her.

Next is Park Yoochun, he said, that day he went out with friends. And when all left him with a girl which wasn't his girlfriend yet, he said to her "if our lips touch, I'll know you're my girl". Then, they kissed.

They're working with many beautiful celebrities. So they want the ordinary girls to be their girlfriends.

These stories will be told in Nolruwa TV Talk Show, which will on-air in this coming up week.

Credit: Jiwon + Mihyun
Eng Trans: oOo Kes oOo@TVXQ-Dreamland.com
FULL CREDIT IF YOU TAKE THIS OUT!

Boredom met randomly

I'm so bored~

Last Day ^^

Man! I'm done with my first semester's internship. Yesterday was a surprise. We made five Nursing Care Plan for one patient.. Darn! I thought she'll not let us do Nursing Care Plan. Now, I'm not sure if it's right or wrong. In addition, it's our exam for her evaluation in that area. I wonder what will be my grade. Darn it!!I'd rather have one on one drug study to her than to do NCP.

I almost memorize the three drugs she asked us which are: Cefuroxime which is a second generation Cephalosporin.It's an antibacterial that works more on Gram negative bacteria and the staining is crystal violet.

Ipratropium which is an anticholinergics that blocks acetylcholine in smooth muscle constriction and excessive production of mucus in the bronchi. Now I know why there's a positive sign for rales.

Paracetamol!! haha! Loved by all, a non-opioid analgesic. It blocks the synthesis of prostaglandin in transmitting pain stimulus to the central nervous system then to the peripheral nervous system down to the brain stem to sensitize pain and for fever, it has a central action in the hypothalamus.Hypothalamus is the organ responsible for thermoregulation!!

whew!!!

Spazzing

Time flies fast. And it's true. I almost forgot opening this and when was the last time I lasted for hours in front of the computer? I'm quite exhausted. I don't know what to do first. Is it to read, to write, to research or what? I guess this is what the real college life means. No social life at all but instead reading the books which are endless.

I miss what? I miss my online life. I have so many things I want to say but when?

I guess life is unfair. Sometimes there's a good news that you feel that you're the luckiest/happiest person but sometimes, you feel that you're in the purgatory. Between heaven and hell listening to the tick of clock not knowing what will happen. Waiting for the judgemental moment whether to continue or not.

i'm the happiest person, belat~

I'm so happy!! You'l never imagine how happy I am. Right now!!! haha!!!
This thing, you'll never thought how a random person like me will meet them.
Gawd!!! Imagine that...
But who??


Let's say, if we're close enough, I'm going to tell it to you.

Come and tell.. tee hee~

BELAT~~~~~

I'm sorry but 100% lamang na ako sa inyong lahat!!!! They know me already and even Ate Jam. Aside from that., He get my number and I'm hopin one day he'll call. Kahit magkano pa gastusin para lang magkausap kami. I wonder how cute is his voice?

Dance Battle + Writer's Block

Geez!! It's me vs Crimson daw!! sabi ni Anjo!! Everything is a coincident!! I just want to join the fun at Beautiful Soul's Dance Battle and Crimson is daring everyone! haha! even me!! And now it's:

CRIMSON VS BEA

DANCE BATTLE

Who'll win? Who'll lose?

Ay taray!! It's just for fun lang naman!!! I still can't choose what song I'll use and I still have to find a video cam pa!! Ours was broken. hehehe.. nuku nakachra? mwahaha!! Naneun!!! Katamad maghangeul kaya romanized na lang..

The songs I am still picking are:

Make A Secret
Girls on Top
Sweet Impact
It's Raining
One more time, ok?
Girl Talk
Ung kay Jolin Tsai na nalimutan ko title
Shine We Are!
Wild Eyes
No. 1
and still counting..

Hirap kaya!!! I'm not good in making dance steps, actually and true!
Didn't you guys notice that there's no TVXQ song? and mostly are from BoA? Of course, walang kamatayan na BoA ako. I find TVXQ's song hard to dance. and yes. Until now, I haven't finished any TVXQ dance.

And gnaw! Writer's Block. I want to update the Story Game! haha! But I'm a bit stiff. I want it long! I'm so excited what will happen between me and Zhou Mi, Ukime and Masuda, and mostly, Dei and Junsu. wahaa! naligaw sa France!! tsk.. darn Junsu... He's makign Dei worried.

Der Puzzle De Les Herzens - the real one!!

I never knew I'll do this for only a few minutes...

But this is the edited picture of Der Puzzle Le Des Herzens..



ENJOY!! BWAHAHAHA!!!

Der Puzzle De Les Herzens

My first awful poster using stock photos. I know they're really awful. aww! But I'm proud with it. keke~
Der Puzzle Le Des Herzens means The Puzzle of My Heart in German. Thanks to my lovely friend for translating it.
I already started making the story but I'm still thinking when I'm going to post it since it's June again and my one week vacation will end now. waah!! Thanks to that darn thesis too. sheez!! I don't want it!!!! bleh...

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boom ka ching

I'm sick.. After 3 years of being healthy, yes! lol. I'm just kidding.,
I hope I'l be fine by Thursday so I can go to school for the enrollment.
And speaking of that. I passed!!!

yeah!!

I PASSED!!!

I'm on Section O and she's not my OB or Pedia Instructor!!!! wahhahaha!!! But I'm praying I don't have a duty at ICMC. I'm so scared to death

TVXQ Xiah Junsu and SNSD Tae Yeon are Hooking Up??

TVXQ Xiah Junsu and Girl's Geberation Tae Yeon are hooking up, or so the fans are saying, after their Hollywood Bowl 2008 performances in California.

Netizens are already making accusations that the two are hooking up secretly, due to a slight touch of the hand.

Rabid fan girls and crazy fan boys all over the world, are distraught with the slightest thought of this couple in development.

It's not unnatural to be sleeping with each other, especially when there's easy access to a bunch of good looking girls. Regardless, netizens as usual, are making a big deal out of nothing. We can still derive two things out of this story though:

1. It doesn't matter which continent you are on, crazy Korean fan girls are everywhere, like a bunch of cockroaches who need RAID.
2. If they are really hooking up, Xiah has terrible taste, at least go for the hotter ones, like Yuri or Jessica - unless his goal is to produce some super singing baby to enslave under SM Entertainment.

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What???!!!

TVXQ will probably go here in the Philippines. Damn no!! How did they know??? I hope the petition will turn into trash. Mianhae for being selfish. I'll not let people other than the Winglians to touch them.

I'm back????

Phew, after how many years, I updated my blog. But this doesn't means that I'm totally back. Mianhaeyo!!! I still have to update my cyworld after my absence of how many months and I'm totally active at winglin forum. I still have lots of work to do. Aside from the school works, I am going to organize the Winglin Awards. Yes, I will do it. Aja~ Aja~ Aja~ Hwaiting!! I still need to update my fiction! haha!! That's the most important thing to do after the summer class. I hope I'll pass.

Aside from that, my feelings were fighting because I'll not able to be a member of the CassPh. I'm so late!!! Geez! I hate myself. totally. I was not reading my emails throughout the 5 weeks and now, I want to cry. waaah!!! I hope there's a consideration. waaah! I rally want to join!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geez, what can I say?? About my summer class??? Damn.... I'm not scared of her, I can do it. And I will pass!!!

waaah!!!

Gawd!! My arms!!! waah!!! They hurts sop bad!!! I had a return demo yesterday for IM and Sub Q and we injected 0.3 - 0.5 ml of distilled water which is mabigat. wah! I hurts until now. I need to write some lyrics pa!! My bad! I didn't follow the instruction of the instructor that we should have a warm compress so that our arms will not swell. And now, what happened? It hurts so bad!!

tagged

Rules :
- each blogger starts with ten random facts/habits about themselves
- bloggers tagged need to write on their on blog about their ten things and post the rules.
- at the end of your blog you need to choose 10 people you`re going to tag and list their names.
- dont forget to comment on their site that they`re tagged.

10 facts about me:

1. I love TVXQ so much and so as BoA.

2. I want to travel the world after I got a stable work

3. I love Jrock ie is High and Mighty Colors

4. I write fan fictions at winglin.

5. I am trying to reach my 2000th post at winglin forum

6. I'm so addicted at winglin forum that's why I don't update my blogs

7. I have 8 men at Winglin forum so no one can touch them.

8. Writing based on experience is nonsense. So all my stories are from my (wild) imagination.

9. I want to dance with Yunho even for a while.

10. I want to learn French, Japanese, Korean soon,,

i will tag no one. ^.^

For my LJ Friends, if they read this, Yui!!! Patra!!!! hehehe...

R.A. 9173 Philippine Nursing Act of 2002.... ^_^

AN ACT PROVIDING FOR A MORE RESPONSIVE NURSING PROFESSION, REPEALING FOR THE PURPOSE REPUBLIC ACT NO. 7164, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "THE PHILIPPINE NURSING ACT OF 1991" AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES

ARTICLE I Title Section 1. Title. — This Act shall be known as the "Philippine Nursing Act of 2002." ARTICLE II Declaration of Policy Sec. 2. Declaration of Policy. — It is hereby declared the policy of the State to assume responsibility for the protection and improvement of the nursing profession by instituting measures that will result in relevant nursing education, humane working conditions, better career prospects and a dignified existence for our nurses. The State hereby guarantees the delivery of quality basic health services through an adequate nursing personnel system throughout the country. ARTICLE III Organization of the Board of Nursing Sec. 3. Creation and Composition of the Board. — There shall be created a Professional Regulatory Board of Nursing, hereinafter referred to as the Board, to be composed of a Chairperson and six (6) members. They shall be appointed by the President of the Republic of the Philippines from among two (2) recommendees, per vacancy, of the Professional Regulation Commission, hereinafter referred to as the Commission, chosen and ranked from a list of three (3) nominees, per vacancy, of the accredited professional organization of nurses in the Philippines who possess the qualifications prescribed in Sec. 4 of this Act. Sec. 4. Qualifications of the Chairperson and Members of the Board. — The Chairperson and Members of the Board shall, at the time of their appointment, possess the following qualifications: (a) Be a natural born citizen and resident of the Philippines; (b) Be a member of good standing of the accredited professional organization of nurses; (c) Be a registered nurse and holder of a master's degree in nursing, education or other allied medical profession conferred by a college or university duly recognized by the Government: Provided, That the majority of the Members of the Board shall be holders of a master's degree in nursing: Provided, further, That the Chairperson shall be a holder of a master's degree in nursing; (d) Have at least ten (10) years of continuous practice of the profession prior to appointment: Provided, however, That the last five (5) years of which shall be in the Philippines; and (e) Not have been convicted of any offense involving moral turpitude; Provided, That the membership to the Board shall represent the three (3) areas of nursing, namely: nursing education, nursing service and community health nursing. Sec. 5. Requirements Upon Qualification as Member of the Board of Nursing. — Any person appointed as Chairperson or Member of the Board shall immediately resign from any teaching position in any school, college, university or institution offering Bachelor of Science in Nursing and/or review program for the local nursing board examinations or in any office or employment in the government or any subdivision, agency or instrumentality thereof, including government-owned or controlled corporations or their subsidiaries as well as those employed in the private sector. He/she shall not have any pecuniary interest in or administrative supervision over any institution offering Bachelor of Science in Nursing including review classes. Sec. 6. Term of Office. — The Chairperson and Members of the Board shall hold office for a term of three (3) years and until their successors shall have been appointed and qualified: Provided, That the Chairperson and Members of the Board may be reappointed for another term. Any vacancy in the Board occurring within the term of a Member shall be filled for the unexpired portion of the term only. Each Member of the Board shall take the proper oath of office prior to the performance of his/her duties. The incumbent Chairperson and Members of the Board shall continue to serve for the remainder of their term under Republic Act No. 7164 until their replacements have been appointed by the President and shall have been duly qualified. Sec. 7. Compensation of Board Members. — The Chairperson and Members of the Board shall receive compensation and allowances comparable to the compensation and allowances received by the Chairperson and members of other professional regulatory boards. Sec. 8. Administrative Supervision of the Board, Custodian of its Records, Secretariat and Support Services. — The Board shall be under the administrative supervision of the Commission. All records of the Board, including applications for examinations, administrative and other investigative cases conducted by the Board shall be under the custody of the Commission. The Commission shall designate the Secretary of the Board and shall provide the secretariat and other support services to implement the provisions of this Act. Sec. 9. Powers and Duties of the Board. — The Board shall supervise and regulate the practice of the nursing profession and shall have the following powers, duties and functions: (a) Conduct the licensure examination for nurses; (b) Issue, suspend or revoke certificates of registration for the practice of nursing; (c) Monitor and enforce quality standards of nursing practice in the Philippines and exercise the powers necessary to ensure the maintenance of efficient, ethical and technical, moral and professional standards in the practice of nursing taking into account the health needs of the nation; (d) Ensure quality nursing education by examining the prescribed facilities of universities or colleges of nursing or departments of nursing education and those seeking permission to open nursing courses to ensure that standards of nursing education are properly complied with and maintained at all times. The authority to open and close colleges of nursing and/or nursing education programs shall be vested on the Commission on Higher Education upon the written recommendation of the Board; (e) Conduct hearings and investigations to resolve complaints against nurse practitioners for unethical and unprofessional conduct and violations of this Act, or its rules and regulations and in connection therewith, issue subpoena ad testificandum and subpoena duces tecum to secure the appearance of respondents, and witnesses and the production of documents and punish with contempt persons obstructing, impeding and/or otherwise interfering with the conduct of such proceedings, upon application with the court; (f) Promulgate a Code of Ethics in coordination and consultation with the accredited professional organization of nurses within one (1) year from the effectivity of this Act; (g) Recognize nursing specialty organizations in coordination with the accredited professional organization; and (h) Prescribe, adopt, issue and promulgate guidelines, regulations, measures and decisions as may be necessary for the improvement of the nursing practice, advancement of the profession and for the proper and full enforcement of this Act subject to the review and approval by the Commission. Sec. 10. Annual Report. — The Board shall at the close of its calendar year submit an annual report to the President of the Philippines through the Commission giving a detailed account of its proceedings and the accomplishments during the year and making recommendations for the adoption of measures that will upgrade and improve the conditions affecting the practice of the nursing profession. Sec. 11. Removal or Suspension of Board Members. — The President may remove or suspend any member of the Board after having been given the opportunity to defend himself/herself in a proper administrative investigation, on the following grounds: (a) Continued neglect of duty or incompetence; (b) Commission or toleration of irregularities in the licensure examination; and (c) Unprofessional, immoral or dishonorable conduct. ARTICLE IV Examination and Registration Sec. 12. Licensure Examination. — All applicants for license to practice nursing shall be required to pass a written examination, which shall be given by the Board in such places and dates as may be designated by the Commission: Provided, That it shall be in accordance with Republic Act No. 8981, otherwise known as the "PRC Modernization Act of 2000." Sec. 13. Qualifications for Admission to the Licensure Examination. — In order to be admitted to the examination for nurses, an applicant must, at the time of filing his/her application, establish to the satisfaction of the Board that: (a) He/she is a citizen of the Philippines, or a citizen or subject of a country which permits Filipino nurses to practice within its territorial limits on the same basis as the subject or citizen of such country: Provided, That the requirements for the registration or licensing of nurses in said country are substantially the same as those prescribed in this Act; (b) He/she is of good moral character; and (c) He/she is a holder of a Bachelor's Degree in Nursing from a college or university that complies with the standards of nursing education duly recognized by the proper government agency. Sec. 14. Scope of Examination. — The scope of the examination for the practice of nursing in the Philippines shall be determined by the Board. The Board shall take into consideration the objectives of the nursing curriculum, the broad areas of nursing, and other related disciplines and competencies in determining the subjects of examinations. Sec. 15. Ratings. — In order to pass the examination, an examinee must obtain a general average of at least seventy-five percent (75%) with a rating of not below sixty percent (60%) in any subject. An examinee who obtains an average rating of seventy-five percent (75%) or higher but gets a rating below sixty percent (60%) in any subject must take the examination again but only in the subject or subjects where he/she is rated below sixty percent (60%). In order to pass the succeeding examination, an examinee must obtain a rating of at least seventy-five percent (75%) in the subject or subjects repeated. Sec. 16. Oath. — All successful candidates in the examination shall be required to take an oath of profession before the Board or any government official authorized to administer oaths prior to entering upon the nursing practice. Sec. 17. Issuance of Certificate of Registration/Professional License and Professional Identification Card. — A certificate of registration/professional license as a nurse shall be issued to an applicant who passes the examination upon payment of the prescribed fees. Every certificate of registration/professional license shall show the full name of the registrant, the serial number, the signature of the Chairperson of the Commission and of the Members of the Board, and the official seal of the Commission. A professional identification card, duly signed by the Chairperson of the Commission, bearing the date of registration, license number, and the date of issuance and expiration thereof shall likewise be issued to every registrant upon payment of the required fees. Sec. 18. Fees for Examination and Registration. — Applicants for licensure and for registration shall pay the prescribed fees set by Commission. Sec. 19. Automatic Registration of Nurses. — All nurses whose names appear at the roster of nurses shall be automatically or ipso facto registered as nurses under this Act upon its effectivity. Sec. 20. Registration by Reciprocity. — A certificate of registration/professional license may be issued without examination to nurses registered under the laws of a foreign state or country: Provided, That the requirements for registration or licensing of nurses in said country are substantially the same as those prescribed under this Act: Provided, further, That the laws of such state or country grant the same privileges to registered nurses of the Philippines on the same basis as the subjects or citizens of such foreign state or country. Sec. 21. Practice Through Special/Temporary Permit. — A special/temporary permit may be issued by the Board to the following persons subject to the approval of the Commission and upon payment of the prescribed fees: (a) Licensed nurses from foreign countries/states whose service are either for a fee or free if they are internationally well-known specialists or outstanding experts in any branch or specialty of nursing; (b) Licensed nurses from foreign countries/states on medical mission whose services shall be free in a particular hospital, center or clinic; and (c) Licensed nurses from foreign countries/states employed by schools/colleges of nursing as exchange professors in a branch or specialty of nursing; Provided, however, That the special/temporary permit shall be effective only for the duration of the project, medical mission or employment contract. Sec. 22. Non-registration and Non-issuance of Certificates of Registration/Professional License or Special/Temporary Permit. — No person convicted by final judgment of any criminal offense involving moral turpitude or any person guilty of immoral or dishonorable conduct or any person declared by the court to be of unsound mind shall be registered and be issued a certificate of registration/professional license or a special/temporary permit. The Board shall furnish the applicant a written statement setting forth the reasons for its actions, which shall be incorporated in the records of the Board. Sec. 23. Revocation and Suspension of Certificate of Registration/Professional License and Cancellation of Special/Temporary Permit. — The Board shall have the power to revoke or suspend the certificate of registration/professional license or cancel the special/temporary permit of a nurse upon any of the following grounds: (a) For any of the causes mentioned in the preceding Sec.; (b) For unprofessional and unethical conduct; (c) For gross incompetence or serious ignorance; (d) For malpractice or negligence in the practice of nursing; (e) For the use of fraud, deceit, or false statements in obtaining a certificate of registration/professional license or a temporary/special permit; (f) For violation of this Act, the rules and regulations, Code of Ethics for nurses and technical standards for nursing practice, policies of the Board and the Commission, or the conditions and limitations for the issuance of the temporary/special permit; or (g) For practicing his/her profession during his/her suspension from such practice; Provided, however, That the suspension of the certificate of registration/professional license shall be for a period not to exceed four (4) years. Sec. 24. Re-issuance of Revoked Certificates and Replacement of Lost Certificates. — The Board may, after the expiration of a maximum of four (4) years from the date of revocation of a certificate, for reasons of equity and justice and when the cause for revocation has disappeared or has been cured and corrected, upon proper application therefor and the payment of the required fees, issue another copy of the certificate of registration/professional license. A new certificate of registration/professional license to replace the certificate that has been lost, destroyed or mutilated may be issued, subject to the rules of the Board. ARTICLE V Nursing Education Sec. 25. Nursing Education Program. — The nursing education program shall provide sound general and professional foundation for the practice of nursing. The learning experiences shall adhere strictly to specific requirements embodied in the prescribed curriculum as promulgated by the Commission on Higher Education's policies and standards of nursing education. Sec. 26. Requirement for Inactive Nurses Returning to Practice. — Nurses who have not actively practiced the profession for five (5) consecutive years are required to undergo one (1) month of didactic training and three (3) months of practicum. The Board shall accredit hospitals to conduct the said training program. Sec. 27. Qualifications of the Faculty. — A member of the faculty in a college of nursing teaching professional courses must: (a) Be a registered nurse in the Philippines; (b) Have at least one (1) year of clinical practice in a field of specialization; (c) Be a member of good standing in the accredited professional organization of nurses; and (d) Be a holder of a master's degree in nursing, education, or other allied medical and health sciences conferred by a college or university duly recognized by the Government of the Republic of the Philippines. In addition to the aforementioned qualifications, the dean of a college must have a master's degree in nursing. He/she must have at least five (5) years of experience in nursing. ARTICLE VI Nursing Practice Sec. 28. Scope of Nursing. — A person shall be deemed to be practicing nursing within the meaning of this Act when he/she singly or in collaboration with another, initiates and performs nursing services to individuals, families and communities in any health care setting. It includes, but not limited to, nursing care during conception, labor, delivery, infancy, childhood, toddler, pre-school, school age, adolescence, adulthood and old age. As independent practitioners, nurses are primarily responsible for the promotion of health and prevention of illness. As members of the health team, nurses shall collaborate with other health care providers for the curative, preventive, and rehabilitative aspects of care, restoration of health, alleviation of suffering, and when recovery is not possible, towards a peaceful death. It shall be the duty of the nurse to: (a) Provide nursing care through the utilization of the nursing process. Nursing care includes, but not limited to, traditional and innovative approaches, therapeutic use of self, executing health care techniques and procedures, essential primary health care, comfort measures, health teachings, and administration of written prescription for treatment, therapies, oral, topical and parenteral medications, internal examination during labor in the absence of antenatal bleeding and delivery. In case of suturing of peroneal laceration, special training shall be provided according to protocol established; (b) Establish linkages with community resources and coordination with the health team; (c) Provide health education to individuals, families and communities; (d) Teach, guide and supervise students in nursing education programs including the administration of nursing services in varied settings such as hospitals and clinics; undertake consultation services; engage in such activities that require the utilization of knowledge and decision-making skills of a registered nurse; and (e) Undertake nursing and health human resource development training and research, which shall include, but not limited to, the development of advance nursing practice; Provided, That this Sec. shall not apply to nursing students who perform nursing functions under the direct supervision of a qualified faculty: Provided, further, That in the practice of nursing in all settings, the nurse is duty-bound to observe the Code of Ethics for nurses and uphold the standards of safe nursing practice. The nurse is required to maintain competence by continual learning through continuing professional education to be provided by the accredited professional organization or any recognized professional nursing organization: Provided, finally, That the program and activity for the continuing professional education shall be submitted to and approved by the Board. Sec. 29. Qualifications of Nursing Service Administrators. — A person occupying supervisory or managerial positions requiring knowledge of nursing must: (a) Be a registered nurse in the Philippines; (b) Have at least two (2) years experience in general nursing service administration; (c) Possess a degree of Bachelor of Science in Nursing, with at least nine (9) units in management and administration courses at the graduate level; and (d) Be a member of good standing of the accredited professional organization of nurses; Provided, That a person occupying the position of chief nurse or director of nursing service shall, in addition to the foregoing qualifications, possess: (1) At least five (5) years of experience in a supervisory or managerial position in nursing; and (2) A master's degree major in nursing; Provided, further, That for primary hospitals, the maximum academic qualifications and experiences for a chief nurse shall be as specified in subSec.s (a), (b), and (c) of this Sec.: Provided, furthermore, That for chief nurses in the public health agencies, those who have a master's degree in public health/community health nursing shall be given priority. Provided, even further, That for chief nurses in military hospitals, priority shall be given to those who have finished a master's degree in nursing and the completion of the General Staff Course (GSC): Provided, finally, That those occupying such positions before the effectivity of this Act shall be given a period of five (5) years within which to qualify. ARTICLE VII Health Human Resource Production, Utilization and Development Sec. 30. Studies for Nursing Manpower Needs, Production, Utilization and Development. — The Board, in coordination with the accredited professional organization and appropriate government or private agencies shall initiate, undertake and conduct studies on health human resource production, utilization and development. Sec. 31. Comprehensive Nursing Specialty Program. — Within ninety (90) days from the effectivity of this Act, the Board in coordination with the accredited professional organization, recognized specialty organizations and the Department of Health is hereby mandated to formulate and develop a comprehensive nursing specialty program that would upgrade the level of skill and competence of specialty nurse clinicians in the country, such as but not limited to the areas of critical care, oncology, renal and such other areas as may be determined by the Board. The beneficiaries of this program are obliged to serve in any Philippine hospital for a period of at least two (2) years of continuous service. Sec. 32. Salary. — In order to enhance the general welfare, commitment to service and professionalism of nurses, the minimum base pay of nurses working in the public health institutions shall not be lower than salary grade 15 prescribed under Republic Act No. 6758, otherwise known as the "Compensation and Classification Act of 1989": Provided, That for nurses working in local government units, adjustments to their salaries shall be in accordance with Sec. 10 of the said law. Sec. 33. Funding for the Comprehensive Nursing Specialty Program. — The annual financial requirement needed to train at least ten percent (10%) of the nursing staff of the participating government hospital shall be chargeable against the income of the Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office and the Philippine Amusement and Gaming Corporation, which shall equally share in the costs and shall be released to the Department of Health subject to accounting and auditing procedures: Provided, That the Department of Health shall set the criteria for the availment of this program. Sec. 34. Incentives and Benefits. — The Board of Nursing, in coordination with the Department of Health and other concerned government agencies, association of hospitals and the accredited professional organization shall establish an incentive and benefit system in the form of free hospital care for nurses and their dependents, scholarship grants and other non-cash benefits. The government and private hospitals are hereby mandated to maintain the standard nurse-patient ratio set by the Department of Health. ARTICLE VIII Penal and Miscellaneous Provisions Sec. 35. Prohibitions in the Practice of Nursing. — A fine of not less than Fifty thousand pesos (P50,000,00) nor more than One hundred thousand pesos (P100,000.00) or imprisonment of not less than one (1) year nor more than six (6) years, or both, upon the discretion of the court, shall be imposed upon: (a) any person practicing nursing in the Philippines within the meaning of this Act: (1) without a certificate of registration/professional license and professional identification card or special temporary permit or without having been declared exempt from examination in accordance with the provision of this Act; or (2) who uses as his/her own certificates of registration/professional license and professional identification card or special temporary permit of another; or (3) who uses an invalid certificate of registration/professional license, a suspended or revoked certificate of registration/professional license, or an expired or cancelled special/temporary permit; or (4) who gives any false evidence to the Board in order to obtain a certificate of registration/professional license, a professional identification card or special permit; or (5) who falsely poses or advertises as a registered and licensed nurse or uses any other means that tend to convey the impression that he/she is a registered and licensed nurse; or (6) who appends B.S.N./R.N. (Bachelor of Science in Nursing/Registered Nurse) or any similar appendage to his/her name without having been conferred said degree or registration; or (7) who, as a registered and licensed nurse, abets or assists the illegal practice of a person who is not lawfully qualified to practice nursing. (b) any person or the chief executive officer of a juridical entity who undertakes in-service educational programs or who conducts review classes for both local and foreign examination without permit/clearance from the Board and the Commission; or (c) any person or employer of nurses who violate the minimum base pay of nurses and the incentives and benefits that should be accorded them as specified in Sec.s 32 and 34; or (d) any person or the chief executive officer of a juridical entity violating any provision of this Act and its rules and regulations. ARTICLE IX Final Provisions Sec. 36. Enforcement of this Act. — It shall be the primary duty of the Commission and the Board to effectively implement this Act. Any duly law enforcement agencies and officers of national, provincial, city or municipal governments shall, upon the call or request of the Commission or the Board, render assistance in enforcing the provisions of this Act and to prosecute any persons violating the same. Sec. 37. Appropriations. — The Chairperson of the Professional Regulation Commission shall immediately include in its program and issue such rules and regulations to implement the provisions of this Act, the funding of which shall be included in the Annual General Appropriations Act. Sec. 38. Rules and Regulations. — Within ninety (90) days after the effectivity of this Act, the Board and the Commission, in coordination with the accredited professional organization, the Department of Health, the Department of Budget and Management and other concerned government agencies, shall formulate such rules and regulations necessary to carry out the provisions of this Act. The implementing rules and regulations shall be published in the Official Gazette or in any newspaper of general circulation. Sec. 39. Separability Clause. — If any part of this Act is declared unconstitutional, the remaining parts not affected thereby shall continue to be valid and operational. Sec. 40. Repealing Clause. — Republic Act No. 7164, otherwise known as the "Philippine Nursing Act of 1991" is hereby repealed. All other laws, decrees, orders, circulars, issuances, rules and regulations and parts thereof which are inconsistent with this Act are hereby repealed; amended or modified accordingly. Sec. 41. Effectivity. — This Act shall take effect fifteen (15) days upon its publication in the Official Gazette or in any two (2) newspapers of general circulation in the Philippines. Approved: October 21, 2002

UNFAIR!!

WAH! Bakit ganun!!! My ajumma and unnie are planning to go to Singapore!! I can't believe this. They did not include me on the list. It's just the two of them!! Aish!!! Uunahan pa nila ako. No way!! bwahahahaha!! Di matutuloy Singapore nila!!!

boom ka ching ka chink

I feel so random today. Geez. I can't decide on what to do today. Now, I'm here just posting at winglin and I'm alone again there. gah! I'm reaching ro anbother thousand posts again there! hahaha!!

Since I said that I'm feeling random, gah! I can't believe TVXQ will go to California without me! Why is it have to be now? They can go there after 3 or 4 years so that I can watch them. gah! gah! gah! I just can't believe this. And some of my winglin sisters will go there! wah! I want to join them! They should share, right?

TVXQ at Hollywood Bowl

It is my great pleasure to release another set of artists who are going to perform at the upcoming Bowl concert on May 17. They are,

Choi Baek Ho
Jung Hoon Hee
Dong Bang Shin Gi (TVXQ)

TVXQ is one of the hottest idol groups in Korea and gratefully accepted our invitation to perform at the Bowl. They are returning to the United States in 4 years after their debut appearance at the Bowl in 2004. Hope you give them a warm, friendly welcome back.

Choi and Jung are another fine additions for older generation. They were extremely popular in the 70's and 80's. It will be their first appearance to the bowl, and surely will make our lineup more mature and balanced.

We will release the final list on Tuesday, April 1. I think that will be our final announcement. Thank you.

Best,
C.S. Hah
Director, Special Events
The Korea Times U.S.A.
Credit:khype.com + koreatimes + soompi + Ourland + TI+ snowflakes065@winglin

1000 posts

I reached my goal at Winglin Forum, finally!!

Yay!!

Naka 1000 din.

This is my goal before the summer class starts.

This is really an accomplishment, neh?

1000 posts

Yeah! I almost reach my goal for this week.

1000 posts at yanglion.

My post is already 946. The highest posts I got in a forum.

Yanglion is just so addicting!!!

GAWD!!!

I wasn't able to go to Kuya John's party because of some prob and a change of mind..
Hell, I will not go there alone unless Kuya John will fetch me. Just like the Plan A. Er.. basta gulo!! That's why my gift for him is stucked here. I'll give it to him whenever I see him. He just lives in the next neighborhood anyway..

Gawd!! I texted him but he didn't reply. The only thing I can think, maybe his super duper pangit GF erased it. bwah!!! azar!!!

OMG!! I'm so happy!!

Napapaxet ako sa saya!!! hahaha!!! Kuya John invited me to go to his house tomorrow to celebrate his graduation. Gumraduate ea! haha!! Since he went to my birthday last December, now it's pay back time. I am going to his party and I'll give him a gift too. I'l give him a stuff toy since he's a collector of those din pala. I'll post the pix sometimes na lang..

Basta ang saya. I don't expect that Kuya John will invite me. I'm so happy!! yipee!! *jumps from seat* Sana di ko makita ang bwisit na super duper pangit na Jen. hahahahahahaha!!! sama ko talaga

What Bea Means?

Got it from Addie. thanks.. Kinda true.. hehe

What Bea Means

http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatsyournameshiddenmeaningquiz/name.gif" height="100" width="100"> You are full of energy. You are spirited and boisterous. You are bold and daring. You are willing to do some pretty outrageous things. Your high energy sometimes gets you in trouble. You can have a pretty bad temper at times. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

I'm a good fan!!

I finally got my first TVXQ album!!! ung O!!!I I'm so happy, grabeeh!!

The summary is.. ea... guess na!! I totally love it!!!!

I'm going to buy again!! bwahaha!!

No one can stop me!!!

022608 "They thought I was a Nurse!"

I took care of my aunt who underwent an operation and I stayed awake for 22 hours! Promise!! The next day, I was getting ready to go to school at the hospital when the doctor came in with a nurse. They thought I was a nurse because I was already on my uniform but it's ok. They locked the door that time then somebody knocked. It's a nurse. So I opened it. I didn't open it wide to.... (the most famous line) PROVIDE PRIVACY. She was about to take my aunt blood pressure. Then she asked if I'l be the one to take. Guess what I did? I was totally speechless and surprised!!! I almost freak out! haha I really don't know what to say. Speechless nga ea. I made a *what the heck are you talking about* face. Then I opened the door a little bit wide. She realized that I'm still a student. haha!!

Punch Line: Don't go the hospital with your nursing unifor.

I almost freak out talaga! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Over Night Queen (Probably)

OMG! I missed my bed so much! haha! I was not at home for 3 nights and four days. I went home just to fix my things and take a bath. Ang saya! But Until now, I'm still tired and sleepy. I only had an ample time of sleep. Especially lat Tuesday, I almost sleep at my RLE. hehe. Buti na lang nasa mood si mam and magaling akong magtago. I wasn't able to listen to her much. I was so sleepy. Funny, I was seating 2nd in front when my eyes are closing. I really fell asleep for a few seconds. May eyes are so heavy. Then after that, I decided to have another over night just to finish our exhibit the next day. Grabe, it's so exhausting. But we had a "successful" exhibit naman so it's ok.

overnight stay,. haha!

ansaya!!! I haven't sleep yet since yesterday for almost 24 hours. We just need to finifh some school stuffs for PFC. This is the first time that I have an overnight stay and good thing my parents allowed me,... masaya... hehe. I'm a bit sleepy but My body says not to sleep. Ipakamemorable ito kahit alam ko bagsak ako manmya. May praktis pa ga ako sa p.E. ea!!

To Write or Not To Write

I just finished writing my recent fiction Tricky Love now I'm having a dillema. It is to write or not to write a new one. I want to write a new one but my problem is time.. Yeah, it's always my problem...

I am, thinking if I am going to take a break in writing for two to three years because of my hospital duty then after my graduation, I'm going to write again.. haiz! it's so hard to decide.. I already got lots of readers!!

puyat ulet!!

e2 na naman ako.. si puyat..
buti na lang la akong pasok.
practice lang! wihee!!
katamad na pumasok!
haiz!! ano ba!!!!!
miss ko na si bleeeeeep!
waaah!!
ba yan!! lahat na lang ng lalaki k sa winglin naunahan na!!!
but i claimed Vanness first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toti noh??? kekekeke~

Wonder Girls are in NYC

The Wonder Girls are in New York City - on February 16, 2008, the girls boarded a flight to NYC's JFK International Airport.

The girls will be filming their MTV-K series "Wonder Girls Season 3," as well as the music video for "Wishing on a Star," in New York City. In addition, they will also be performing at The JYP Tour concerts throughout the major US cities.

The Wonder Girls have promised that their MTV-K series will be a non-glorified, down to earth look into their experiences in New York City. The Girls also have plans to visit the Times Square MTV New York studio, as it is a world landmark for music.

Their MTV series is scheduled to air on March 7, 2008 and the "Wishing on a Star," MV is scheduled to air on March 5, 2008.

source: allkpop.com

Bonding Time

After our defense, we have no classes! yippee!Since it's boring to stay at home, I decided texted Da and Ate Jam to go with me at home. Aun, sumama.. Guess what we did?
aNO PA?

Ea di we went crazy over TVXQ!!! We watched several music videos of TVXQ. Grabe, natulala sila. haha! joke! We went crazy talaga especially kay Yunho.. His grooves are really great. The best. Taz aun, gabi na sila umuwi!

021908 Putek na Defense

This morning, we had a defense for our PHC survey. It lasted for 3 1/2 hours. That's too long! No breaks, promise! It's also scary because we don't have any idea what wil the questions be. When it's our group's turn. Wlang tama! haha! It started 12 then we finished by 1 pm. One hour kami nagsasalita! I was the last one also that I'm really nervous that my there are already sweats trickling down. pasmado ako! buset noh? Since it's our first time, it's okay to have mistakes, right? Pagkatapos, nakaraos din!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008.02.15 Top 10 Best Dancer in SM Ent.

1、Yunho (TVXQ)
2、Eunhyuk (Super Junior)
3、Shin Dong/神童 (Super Junior)
4、DongHae (Super Junior)
5、Junsu (TVXQ)
6、Stephanie (CSJH the Grace)
7、Hankyung (Super Junior)
8、BoA
update: 9、Hyoyeon (Girls Generation)
10、KangTa (former hot)




source: 浩吧 + HK Cassiopeia
credits: TVfXQforever
translation credits: ichigo
source finder: ichigo

KangTa: Finally Returning to Korea

After 3 years of performing in foreign countries, making his name known as a Hallyu singer, Kang Ta is finally returning to his fans in Korea.

Kang Ta has been under SM Entertainment since his H.O.T. days, and he has already started working on his upcoming 4th album. It's been around 3 years since his last album 'Persona', so fans should be on their toes for this one. Like his 3rd album, Kang Ta has taken matters into his own hands, and is producing all the songs on the album himself.

Over the past three years, Kang Ta has been performing for numerous Asian countries, he had also obtained a role in a Chinese drama.

The release date for his upcoming 4th album is still unknown.

020908 status: I'm Happy!

status: happy

I'm so happy today! I gave a lecture to the elders from ages 60-88 and they appreciate my lecture! haha! It's about diabetes. I have a little knowledge about it so I volunteered to discuss it. At first I'm so nervous and my hands are trembling but in the end, I got the loudest clap. yipee!!! Anyway, that lecture is for my major subject in nursing. We're required to do that.

Love is in the air for SG Wannabe

Ironically, the most unromantic looking guys have the most romantic lives in Hallyuwood. SG Wannabe members Chae Dong Ha and Kim Yong Jun have publicly acknowledged their relationships with their fellow office buddies. Chae Dong Ha is dating Seeya’s Lee Boram and Kim Yong Jun, former Sugar member, Hwang Jung Eum.

Although this is old news, Hwang Jung Eum’s recent post of her lover Kim Yong Jun’s picture on her cyworld page is making headlines.

Hwang Jung Eum and Kim Young Jun naturally progressed into lovers as they frequently bumped into each other at Mnet Media. Keep it strong guys!

Go! Go! Go! Tuloy na tuloy!!!

Super Junior will go here in the Philippines! They'll attend the Korean Festival at Clark on February 7 or 8. They're going to sing 3 songs!!! Guest lang naman sila so don't ask why. Aside from them, The Grace will also attend and The Melody (ung kumanta ng LaLaLa It's Love). The reason why The Melody will come because Coffee prince became phenomenal here in the Philippines. And there's also a special Korean guest. It's Se7en! I'm not yet sure because it's a secret daw!! There are more!!! Most of the artists that will come are from SM Entertainment. whew! Good thing TVXQ is not there and also BoA.

Unfortunately, this festival is exclusive only to Koreans living in Subic. The Korean Embassy sent them an invitation. So, wala.. Di tau pwedeng Pinoys.. huhuhu... bakit ba kasi dumami Koreans ea!! Kahit sumugod kau, di nyo rin mapapanuod.

i feel like a psycho!!!

patay na nman ako ngaun paggising ko.
hay naku!
bakit ba gan2!!!
I feel like a psycho today.

taz puta! my nacomment sa fiction ko., andami ko raw mali?!
aish! s/he's a psycho.. ako nga gumagawa nun. malai ba nya panu ung story. engot nya!

anong oras na namn kaya ako gigising.
Buti na lang la pasok. hehe..

kaya ako'y goodbye na at matutulog na ako..

mali pala.. magpopost muna ako sa cyworld taz tulog na ako!!!!!!! hehe

toti!!

TVXQ, an acronym for Tong Vfang Xien Qi (東方神起), is a quintet Korean boy band formed under SM Entertainment, and later debuted under Avex Trax in Japan. Its five members specialize in the areas of singing, dance, a cappella, acting, and pop with an R&B vibe. Since debut, the group gained popularity in South Korea, Japan, China, Taiwan, Malaysia, the Philippines, Japan, Thailand and other East Asian countries.

Aywan ko ba! I can't understand my feelings, mood, whatever meron ako ngaun... bakit ganun... toti ako ngaun.. kasama na Philippines. Isn't I must be happy? aargh! pasaway! naalala ko kasi mga nangyari ngaun...PASAWAY SI BAKEKANG! si mam castillo.. her limitaions are now exceeded. Kahit di pa nya ako inookrayan, I feel so sorry about my friend.

012008 The Case of the Broken Faucet

I broke our faucet. kkk! I'm just so mad that I accidentally broke it!

Anyways, after an hour, my father saw it and asked who broke it. Guess what I did? I made a palusot. I helped him to fix it. After that, we were about to have a rosary when he asked my sisters who broke the faucet. I kept quiet all the time and never told them that I am the one who broke it. hehe. Quiet lang!

012008 Why?!

Nyawks! I'm sofull. haha! I went to my niece's first birthday.

I'm so lazy to go but my mom told me to go since our family is close with each other.

Now, back at home, I need to review for my PHC and get ready for the quiz.

Boring subject, Boring teacher.

I hate that subject though it's my major.

Suju!

Suju will go tothe Philippines.

Omo! I want to see Shindong!!

waaaah!

It's just in Clark.

Malapit lang sa Bataan!!!

But I can't go! Because I need to attend the seminar!!!!!!!!!

survey na kagaguhan

1. sinong crush mo? at bakit mo sya
crush?
- Kuya John.. neat xa!
2. asan ka na?!
- bahay!

3. asan ka ngaun?
- bahay nga!

4. eh anung suot mo?
- Shurt and shorts

5. bakit mo suot yan?
- nasa bahay ako ea!

6. nu kulay ng nailpolish mo?
- wala!

7. bakit yan ang napili mong color?
- la nga ea

8. sinu manliligaw/nililigawan mo?
- wala! kuya john and kuya jm pala

9. sinung crush mo sa classroom niyo?
- wala!

10. anung favorite subject mo?
- hmmmm...

11. badtrip ka ba?
- uo ea

12. bakit naman?
- pake mo

13. anu ba nangyari?
- Nandayo!

14. anu gamit mong toothpaste ngayon?
- Colgate

15. eh toothbrush?
- ORAL B!!!

17. mukha ba talagang chismoso tong
survey na toh?
- malai!

18. kanino mo ba nakuha toh?
- ke kim

20. anong favorite number mo?
- 065

21. What' s the reason behind
it?
- it's my pseudonym's number

22. kelan birthday ng nanay mo?
- dec. 11

23. kelan birthday ng bf/gf/ex/crush mo?
- sept 9

24. bakit mo alam?
- xempre!

25. anung message mo para sa ating
pangulo?
- go go go!

26. message para kay bf/ gf / ex / crush?
- tumino ka na nga!


27. sa tingin mo nakakainis ba tong
survey na to?
- langya

28. anung favorite chocolates mo?
- wala!

40. kiss or hug?
- kiss.. pervert ako ea!

41. who is/are your bestfriends?
-Kc

42. who is your worst enemy?
- wonsungi!

43. anung movie ang talagang
nagpaiyak sa iyo?
- windstruck

44. bakit ka naiyak?
- kaiyak ea

45. anung message alert tone mo?
- silent phone ko

46. ano ringtone mo?
- nokia tune

47. have you ever tried to lick a
fire?
- nevah!

48. have you ever tried to taste
baygon?
- haler!

49. have you tried to commit suicide?
- duh!

50. have you messed up with the one
you truly love?
- no

51. are you listening to a song as
of now?
- yep!! So Real by BoA

52. what will you do if somebody you
like asked you out?
- sure! Byad mu lang ako

53. are u a typical person?
- malai

54. do you find your ex more
beautiful/handsome now?
- malai ulit

55. have you seen a condom?
- Yap..

56. Do you find Jessica Alba Hot?
- no

57. na katabi mo na ba sa upuan
crush mo?
- naman!!! lagi!

58. what is the most significant
thing you have?
- TVXQ

59. what's your nickname at
home?
- Bea

blurb

I can't belive today that I am online for barely 6 hours now! haha! And the time that I relly hate most has come.My sister asked me to type her case. aargh! xet. I just finished my birthday message for Yunho and Jajejoong. I thought I cannot make it for Jae's birthday, good thing I did.I'm so excited for their birthday. hahaha! How I wish I'm with them...

011108 Damn Day

Yay! I finished my exam already in Microbiology! Toxic!!! I still have 3 exams to go. huhuhu..

Today is so-so. I'm so tired. Imagine sleeping for 3 days by 2 in the morning and waking up at 6 in the morning. I want this to end. huhuhuh.. My body aches so much. Though I want to sleep, I'm gonna watch Coffee Prince first. kkk~

New Year's Resolution yr 2008

I just decided to put this. If ever they'll happen, that's great!

1. Get a garde of 1.5. Di na ako mangangarap ng 1.0. Sa P.E. pwede pa.

2. Finish my fanfiction and start a new one. If time let me, I'll do a new one. I'm so excited!!!kkk~

3. Buy a new memory for my pc. I prefer saving for myself than asking.

4. Sve money!!! I attended a mas a few weeks ago. The priest said, "Happiness can't be found at things. We don't need anything gregarious to be happy," Ouch, tinamaan ako!

5. Say sorry to a former "friend." Er,,, I need to think about this...

I only have few.. la ako maisip ea~!~

010708 First Day of Class for 2008

First day of class, Buena Mano! It's the scheduled date for my exam in PHC- RLE. (Un)fortunately, our class president announced that the exam will be on Jan. 14. Every body is happy, {except me.} I need to study this subject to get a high grade. kkk~

Later that afternoon, we polayed bowling.. again! Speaking of bowling, I didn't know that my uncle told my mom that I always play. I'll be a dead meat soon. Bistado. My mom doesn't know I always play. Speaking of my uncle, he's a professional bowler. Galing. hehehe.. And by night, WALANG KATAPUSANG REVIEW!!!

010208 Buset

While I am writing this entry (long time ago. kkk~) there's no internet connection! Aargh! It was exactly 12mn of New Year when the phone line was cut. No internet. huhuhu. (Now it's ok!) Buset Digitel. Bagal kumilos. hehe.

I was also reading my Retorika. siyet. I hate this subject. If not for the exam, I'l not read it. Honestly, I hate this subject. Basta ayoko. No more questions.Ok? Aside from being boring, very very very boring, I want to sleep inthis sibject. Inaantok ako. This is nmore boring than the Anatomy. If not because she knew me, I'll not be attentive in this class. Three more moths to go to say goodbye in this subject!!!

The 5 Worst Names of KPOP - Bad news for us

You thought listening to KPOP artists trying to sing an American song with their Fobby Engrish accents was bad, but what about their Fobby Engrish Names? A Name is important, if Hyori named herself SuperSlut (which she is) do you think she would be where she is today? Actually, nevermind, she's so freaking hot that no matter what name she chose, she would've been a slut star.

But for the unfortunate 5 below, that is not the case - get ready for the 5 worst names of KPOP!


5. H.O.T., aka High Five of Teenager

The acronym H.O.T. is actually pretty bad ass, but 'High Five of Teenager' sure isn't. Think about of it for a second, 'HIGH FIVE OF TEENAGER', that should say enough. What's sad however, is that a better fit would've been 'Homosexual Oriental Teenagers', now that hits the spot!


4. DBSK, aka TVXQ, aka DBSG, aka DONG BANG SHIN KI, aka DONG BANG SHIN GI, aka TOHOSHINKI

Wow, make up your damn minds will ya? DBSK or TVXQ would've been fine but they had to come up with all these stupid variations. We know about the country variations, TVXQ in China, Tohoshinki in Japan, but why not just stick to one name? You don't see Hyori using another name, such as the Japanese word for slut in Japan, do you? "Look at us guys, we're so unique! We have special names depending on the country!" Well Guys, we're sorry to break it to you, in America we would call you DBSK. But here's the catch, the acronym wouldn't stand for 'Dong Bang Shin Ki' instead you'd be known as the 'Douche Bag Stupid Koreans'.


3. F.T. Island, aka Five Treasures Island

ARRRRR... 'Five Treasure Island', these fruitcakes should take their gay treasure seeking asses and head on over to Michael Jackson's fantasy world, "Neverland," where they can throw a pre-pubescent bash and MJ can sexually molest them all play with their treasures.


2. SG Wannabe, aka Simon and Garfunkel Wannabe

"Don't judge a book by it's cover." That's what these boys pledged their entire existence upon, that they can sing and be superstars eventhough they are ugly. Well, throw all of that out the window, these young lads are definitely as dumb as they look, their lack of brain cells and creativity just seeps out onto their faces.


1. Rain, aka Bi

What happens when one party looks like a retard and the other one is straight up mentally retarded? With these powers combined, there's only one outcome, the creation of Rain. Rain in Korean is Bi, only a true pea-brain would agree to this catastrophe.

It's honestly hard to take this artist seriously, not only does he have a name like Bi, his super chinky eyes doesn't really help the cause. But the disaster doesn't end there, Rain had the opportunity to change his name during his U.S. debut plans when he ran into a little bit of legal trouble.

Rain Corporation is a music company located in Nevada, Las Vegas, that also manages a band called Rain (stupidity knows no bounds), when they found out about KPOP's Rain, they asked him to change his name. As you can see nothing ever happened. It was the perfect opportunity for this bi-sexual to redeem himself, but on second thought, it's a good thing he kept the name, it's a perfect fit! Rain is a stupid name, and who better to represent than the perfect dumbass?