The 5 Worst Names of KPOP - Bad news for us

You thought listening to KPOP artists trying to sing an American song with their Fobby Engrish accents was bad, but what about their Fobby Engrish Names? A Name is important, if Hyori named herself SuperSlut (which she is) do you think she would be where she is today? Actually, nevermind, she's so freaking hot that no matter what name she chose, she would've been a slut star.

But for the unfortunate 5 below, that is not the case - get ready for the 5 worst names of KPOP!


5. H.O.T., aka High Five of Teenager

The acronym H.O.T. is actually pretty bad ass, but 'High Five of Teenager' sure isn't. Think about of it for a second, 'HIGH FIVE OF TEENAGER', that should say enough. What's sad however, is that a better fit would've been 'Homosexual Oriental Teenagers', now that hits the spot!


4. DBSK, aka TVXQ, aka DBSG, aka DONG BANG SHIN KI, aka DONG BANG SHIN GI, aka TOHOSHINKI

Wow, make up your damn minds will ya? DBSK or TVXQ would've been fine but they had to come up with all these stupid variations. We know about the country variations, TVXQ in China, Tohoshinki in Japan, but why not just stick to one name? You don't see Hyori using another name, such as the Japanese word for slut in Japan, do you? "Look at us guys, we're so unique! We have special names depending on the country!" Well Guys, we're sorry to break it to you, in America we would call you DBSK. But here's the catch, the acronym wouldn't stand for 'Dong Bang Shin Ki' instead you'd be known as the 'Douche Bag Stupid Koreans'.


3. F.T. Island, aka Five Treasures Island

ARRRRR... 'Five Treasure Island', these fruitcakes should take their gay treasure seeking asses and head on over to Michael Jackson's fantasy world, "Neverland," where they can throw a pre-pubescent bash and MJ can sexually molest them all play with their treasures.


2. SG Wannabe, aka Simon and Garfunkel Wannabe

"Don't judge a book by it's cover." That's what these boys pledged their entire existence upon, that they can sing and be superstars eventhough they are ugly. Well, throw all of that out the window, these young lads are definitely as dumb as they look, their lack of brain cells and creativity just seeps out onto their faces.


1. Rain, aka Bi

What happens when one party looks like a retard and the other one is straight up mentally retarded? With these powers combined, there's only one outcome, the creation of Rain. Rain in Korean is Bi, only a true pea-brain would agree to this catastrophe.

It's honestly hard to take this artist seriously, not only does he have a name like Bi, his super chinky eyes doesn't really help the cause. But the disaster doesn't end there, Rain had the opportunity to change his name during his U.S. debut plans when he ran into a little bit of legal trouble.

Rain Corporation is a music company located in Nevada, Las Vegas, that also manages a band called Rain (stupidity knows no bounds), when they found out about KPOP's Rain, they asked him to change his name. As you can see nothing ever happened. It was the perfect opportunity for this bi-sexual to redeem himself, but on second thought, it's a good thing he kept the name, it's a perfect fit! Rain is a stupid name, and who better to represent than the perfect dumbass?